Liz Jones's Diary: In which we arrange a 'real' date
The ex ex and I are talking, after*. I still have a little bit of battery left (ha ha!). He says he missed me. ‘What did you miss?’
The ex ex and I are talking, after*. I still have a little bit of battery left (ha ha!). He says he missed me. ‘What did you miss?’
For the first time in 21 years, I am double parking. This is a term I invented to mean going out with two different men in one weekend.
You know how you can be so fed up living where you are, you go on Rightmove and see online a lovely cottage, perfect, with a gorgeous garden stuffed with roses and peonies?
‘I’ve a gift for you,’ he said, ‘but don’t get too excited.’ It was his new album The day of Date No 1 dawned. I’d planned to wear a Gucci hanky skirt, heels and NavyGrey sweater, but as it was zero degrees, and even though the venue had erected a tent, I’ve seen Scott of … Read more
Liz Jones’s Diary: In which I’m ready for our close-up By Liz Jones Diary for The Mail on Sunday Published: 00:01 BST, 4 April 2021 | Updated: 00:01 BST, 4 April 2021 ‘Take your laptop to the bedroom,’ he said. I wasn’t expecting this I’ve gone mad. I was lulled into a false sense of … Read more
I want the Rich Famous Boyfriend back. The other items I can work on I know we’re not supposed to be materialistic, but I’m afraid I am. As much as I love my animals, there are a few things I no longer own that I would like to get back to feel more like the … Read more
Liz Jones’s Diary: In which the New Man gets spooked By Liz Jones Diary for The Mail on Sunday Published: 00:02 GMT, 21 February 2021 | Updated: 00:02 GMT, 21 February 2021 Forget being happy. All this grief on a Sunday has made me furious! Oh. Dear. God. You know how I wrote that I … Read more
Oh dear. I’ve just attempted to dye my hair at home now the weather has warmed up and I’m no longer in a Benny from Crossroads beanie.
I woke this morning to six inches of deep snow, so I took a photograph of the view from my office window: the ruins of an abbey and the lovely little church where I had booked to get married; I even got as far as requesting bell-ringers. And I posted the photo on Twitter. I … Read more