Kyle Sandilands’ Kings Cross office is targeted by poo jogger – as his manager Bruno Bouchet vows to find the man after catching him on camera
Kyle Sandilands’ office in Sydney’s Kings Cross district is being targeted by a mystery poo jogger who has been defecting in front of one of the entrances.
Sandilands and his manager Bruno Bouchet confirmed the stomach-churning incidents on The Kyle and Jackie O Show on Monday.
‘I came into the office and there was a massive soccer-ball-sized s**t out the front of the office’s secondary entrance,’ Mr Bouchet said.
Yuck: Kyle Sandilands reveals he is the victim of a mystery pooper at his office in Kings Cross while speaking on his KIIS FM The Kyle and Jackie O Show on Monday. (R) Jackie ‘O’ Henderson
The pair compared the vile acts to the poo-jogging incident at Roxy Jacenko’s Sweaty Betty PR headquarters in Paddington in late 2019.
‘Someone pulled a Roxy and backed one out in my stairwell right near my door,’ Sandilands said.
The mystery pooper defecated in front of the secondary entrance to the Bayswater Road premises in the early hours of Friday morning.
The building has CCTV and Mr Bouchet has reviewed the confronting footage.
Not happy: On the early hours of Friday morning, the mystery pooper defecated at the second entrance of the Bayswater Road offices. The offices have cameras
Mr Bouchet scoured through the recording but was only able to locate a few grainy frames of the man at 1.07am.
He described the poo jogger as a Caucasian man wearing a long white shirt, jeans and cap, and holding a Virgin Australia umbrella.
Because the cameras have microphones, there is an audio recording of the incident.
Mr Bouchet listened to 12 minutes of audio in which the man allegedly coughs, shakes and loudly defecates in front of the entrance.
Mystery: ‘At 1.07am, a Caucasian man wearing a long, white shirt, jeans, cap and a Virgin Australia umbrella,’ he began, describing the man in question
Mr Bouchet intends to use the recording and CCTV vision to find the offender so he can clean up his ‘mess’.
‘I think it is so bad to do that,’ Sandilands’ co-host Jackie ‘O’ Henderson said.
Sandilands said he had no mercy for the poo jogger as there are public toilets ‘everywhere’ in Kings Cross.
‘It’s about 150 metres away near the cop shop,’ Mr Bouchet added.
Let it go: ‘I think it is so bad to do that,’ co-host Jackie said, offering a forgiving take on the incident. ‘Just deal with it. He had to and there were probably no public toilets,’ Jackie added
Upset: The boys instead protested there are public toilets ‘everywhere’ in King’s Cross. ‘It’s about 150 metres away near the cop shop,’ Bruno said. ‘Don’t sh*t at my door,’ Kyle added
‘He wouldn’t have known it was your place of work,’ Henderson said, hosing down any suggestion it was a targeted attack.
The segment ended with Sandilands and Bouchet saying they wanted to put ‘wanted’ posters around the suburb – an idea Henderson found disturbing.
‘It’s seriously gross,’ she said. ‘[But] I think when you’re in the Cross, you just need to take the good with the bad.’
Wanted: The segment ended with Kyle and Bruno saying they wanted to put ‘Wanted’ posters up. A move Jackie was unsettled by saying to take the ‘good with the bad’ in the Cross