The stage is set (at last!) for murder most cheesy: PATRICK MARMION reviews The Mousetrap 

The Mousetrap (St Martin’s, London) Rating: Verdict: Creaky but kind of fun Love Letters (Theatre Royal, Haymarket)  Rating: Verdict: Touching romance April in Paris (touring)  Rating: Verdict: Good Godber The first show to open in London this week was also the first to close in March last year: The Mousetrap. And in the intervening period, … Read more

The stage is set (at last!) for murder most cheesy: PATRICK MARMION reviews The Mousetrap 

The Mousetrap (St Martin’s, London) Rating: Verdict: Creaky but kind of fun Love Letters (Theatre Royal, Haymarket)  Rating: Verdict: Touching romance April in Paris (touring)  Rating: Verdict: Good Godber The first show to open in London this week was also the first to close in March last year: The Mousetrap. And in the intervening period, … Read more

Dark drama at the care home: PATRICK MARMION reviews The Visiting Hour

The Visiting Hour Rating: Verdict: A game of cat and mouse Faith Healer Rating: Verdict: Lyrical healing  We have the Irish to thank for keeping the music in the English language alive on stage over the past century. Two of the greatest exponents of this are Frank McGuinness and Brian Friel. McGuinness has a new … Read more

Bowled over by a tale of secrets and spies: PATRICK MARMION reviews A Splinter Of Ice 

A Splinter Of Ice (originaltheatreonline.com; and touring) Verdict: Well worth a sneaky peek  Rating: Julius Caesar (Bridge Theatre; ntathome.com) Verdict: Mob-handed Rating: Cold War British spy and Russian double agent Kim Philby was a great lover of cricket. On a visit to him in 1987, shortly before his death in Moscow (reimagined in this fascinating new play … Read more

Josh O’Connor trades his Crown for a night with Juliet: PATRICK MARMION reviews Romeo & Juliet

Romeo & Juliet (Sky Arts/NowTV) Verdict: A little too grown up  Rating: An Elephant In The Garden (barntheatre.org.uk) Verdict: Animal healing  Rating: Where The Bugaboo Lives (littleangeltheatre.com) Verdict: Puppets enchant Zoom Rating: Prince Charles playing Romeo? Well, not quite, but it was a little disconcerting this week to see the features of the heir apparent in the … Read more

The intense emotion of sitting for an artist: PATRICK MARMION reviews Sitting

Sitting (BBC4, Wednesday 2.30pm) Verdict: You’ll be drawn in Rating: Scaramouche Jones (stream, theatre) Verdict: Richie re-born Rating: Sadie (BBC iPlayer) Verdict: Gritty but powerful Rating: People worry about the wrong things when they’re being painted. They think they’ll get bored, or restless. But what should really concern them is what they’ll say when they … Read more

PATRICK MARMION reviews Adventurous and The Picture Of Dorian Gray 

Adventurous (Jermyn Street Theatre; stream.theatre)   Verdict: Lovable stereotypes  Rating: The Picture Of Dorian Gray (Barn Theatre, Cirencester; pictureofdoriangray.com)  Verdict: Not-so-lovable stereotypes Rating: Stereotypes have had a bad rap in this age of woke, but I’ve got a lot of time for them. My only caveat is that someone should make sure they receive a regular refresh. … Read more

PATRICK MARMION reviews Three Sisters and Stevie Smith – Black March 

Three Sisters (NT at Home) Rating: Verdict: Wonderful women Stevie Smith: Black March (deadpoets.live)  Rating: Verdict: Audio-visual delight  Back in the day, brimming with idealism at university, I tried to join the Feminist Society.  The woman at the freshers’ fair desk objected on the grounds that I was clearly a man — only to be overheard … Read more

Alleluia for this fine bromance: PATRICK MARMION reviews Hymn 

Hymn (almeida.co.uk)   Rating: Verdict: Sing the praises!  The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (stream theatre)  Rating: Verdict: Genial musical needs a little more charm  The Secret Society of Leading Ladies (barntheatre.org.uk)  Rating: Verdict: Gamey musical jukebox Praise be and rejoice: a new play! They’ve been increasingly rare this past year, so it’s a real treat to come across … Read more

Sweet but chaste, it’s love in virtual Verona: PATRICK MARMION reviews Romeo And Juliet 

Romeo And Juliet (romeojuliet2021.com) Rating: Verdict: Polished but too polite Good Grief (originaltheatreonline.com) Rating: Verdict: Good but glib grief  This Valentine’s Day is likely to be a more restrained occasion than usual. With restaurants and bars closed, it’s either the kitchen or the living room for that romantic date. So maybe it makes sense that … Read more