Man is threatened with police action after painting 100 penises over potholes in New Zealand Geoff Upson has painted more than 100 penises to draw attention to road issues He hopes the lewd graffiti will motivate authorities to fix potholes and bumps Auckland Transport has threatened police action over the ‘dangerous’ drawings By Jack Newman … Read more
Man is threatened with police action after painting 100 penises over potholes in New Zealand Geoff Upson has painted more than 100 penises to draw attention to road issues He hopes the lewd graffiti will motivate authorities to fix potholes and bumps Auckland Transport has threatened police action over the ‘dangerous’ drawings By Jack Newman … Read more
Iraqi baby is first boy ever to be born with THREE penises, doctors claim A boy from Duhok in Iraq had to have surgery to remove two extra penises He was born with a 2cm penis on the base of his phallus and another 1cm one Supernumerary penises occur in between one in five and … Read more
Here’s something to get you thinking long and hard — mammals can maintain stiff erections because their penises have a special reinforcement like a garden hose. US researchers came to this conclusion after using mathematical models to determine why modern garden hoses often form a wavy pattern after use. To see this for yourself, run a … Read more
The founder of a dating app for men with small penises has launched a new niche site which aims to help bald singletons find love. Dating online can be a daunting experience, and some are guilty of ‘hatfishing’ – a term used for someone who conceals their baldness under a hat on social media or … Read more
Blushrooms! Wooden fungi carved from tree trunks are axed from public park because they ‘look like penises’ Mushrooms cut into tree trunks in Swansea’s Cwmdonkin Park were removed The wooden ornaments were axed after complaints they ‘looked like penises’ Some are in uproar over their removal, with one saying people ‘need to grow up’ The … Read more
Autumnwatch viewers found themselves blushing last night when hosts Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan made a tongue-in-cheek joke about penis size. Ms Strachan giggled as she presented a segment on the mating strategies of seals, detailing the differences between Grey and Harbour seals. But the BBC Two presenters left viewers shocked when, after explaining how … Read more